3/3 of a new little series of painting / collage work
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It’s Caturday!! Tribute to my baby Chow. 🐱💋 #picstitch #chowder #collage #caturday #catsofinsta #instacat #meow #ITSCATURDAY
A sex ed class in 1929
They’re in collage and they’re acting like they don’t know this shit..
because it was “wrong” to talk about that stuff
come back home 4 years later with a bunch of pictures taped together. parents look at me in shock. COLLEGE? ohhh i thought u wanted a COLLAGE…. yeah it was a huge miscommunication on their part
REPEAT AFTER ME
- HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT ‘VAIN’
- HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT ‘CONCEITED’
- HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT A BAD THING
the signs at their worst
- Aries: hot headed, irrational, impulsive, easily angered, self involved
- Taurus: lazy, unmotivated, passive aggressive, stubborn, materialistic
- Cancer: passive, emotional, mood swings, flaky, self pitying
- Gemini: obnoxious, arrogant, loud, rude, blunt
- Leo: loud, conceited, self obsessed, head strong, materialistic
- Virgo: overly critical, passive aggressive, stubborn, obsessive, cold
- Libra: indecisive, superficial, moody, impatient, aggressive
- Scorpio: moody, manipulative, closed off, emotional, possessive
- Sagittarius: impulsive, reckless, blunt, impatient, insensitive
- Capricorn: controlling, judgemental, bossy, conceited, petty
- Aquarius: stubborn, detached, unreliable, manipulative, passive aggressive
- Pisces: aloof, over sensitive, impatient, lazy, escapist
One of my friends wrote a sober note to his drunk self and his drunk self wrote back
Is your friend Steve Rogers?
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”